In a very Michaelless episode, Craig and Spencer tackle cyberbabies, millennial infantilization, fake names, outhouse etiquette, and single signaling. Plus, they both share college stories that maybe aren't yet ready to be told.

ALTERNATE TITLES: There Is No Time Here In Space; Headbutt Me Really Quick; Call In The Scumpumper

CORRECTION: When Spencer said the Japanese language has basically no pronouns, he meant specifically gendered pronouns. As always, please do not believe any word we say in this podcast, especially if we say it confidently.

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