By live studio audience, I mean just my fiancée Alexahhhhhndraaaa.

The trade deadline looms, so let's talk about some potential trade targets to play first base. Some are named Anthony Rizzo, some aren't!

Also, Alex Cora done did it again with the lineup changes against the Blue Jays. I liked 'em, and I'll tell ya why.

Finally, a hat tip to an Olympian.

Shoot the shite with me on Twitter, @FitzyMoPena!

Opening song is "Baseball" by Hippo Campus, closing song is "Tighten Up" by The Black Keys.