Ahoy and welcome onboard the Random Ship for our 35th voyage. This week we learn a little too much about old-timey tickling, we learn about the deathtrap that is the beach, and we learn not to take candy from strangers unless they are wearing white gloves and yellow overalls.

• Is your house so dirty a robber would clean it before leaving?
• How much wheat taste is too much wheat taste?
• What would you do with 160 bowling balls?

All this and more on another choppy water journey on the Random Ship!