OMG, the babysitters are going on a winter vacation! Kristy breaks a boy’s ankle, we get short-changed on a ghost plot, Stacey wears the face off some guy, and the less said about Jessi’s plot the better.

On today’s agenda: the Mallorys are a hardy folk; all babysitters and no Logan make Mary Anne go something something; we stan the Flugelmeister; great moments in theatrical history, starring Esther and Karen; terrible moments in talent show history, starring Davina; Ashley Wyeth gets a contractually required cameo; everyone’s desperately trying to make ‘vacation historian’ a thing; PE punishments that backfire; the 1989 vaudeville boom; heteronormativity cures everything.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

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