Our next romantic movie episode debuts on V-Day itself, so we had to watch Valentine's Day, a shameless (and terrible) ripoff of Love Actually. To its credit, it was the first of a string of terrible Love Actually ripoffs, so it's original in that. Valentine's Day is exactly what you think it is--a bunch of intertwining stories of romantic and not-so-romantic things happening to pretty people. This movie sucked, but, hey, we got to have yummy fondue and a V-Day cocktail (Cupid's Arrow), so there's that.