As we all know, food is at its most delicious when it is served in triangles. This salad, with its bacon and chives and its creamy blue cheese dressing, conjures the fantasy of eating an entire head of lettuce. (You can't make Noah mention the tomatoes.) It's our third episode of Salad Days. You know the deal: people are going to absolutely ruin this thing.

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