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The basis of many a Latine country's cuisine, sofrito should be an appetizing mix of fresh vegetables that creates an unmistakably potent base. Instead, as Louisa and Noah are about to discover, it mostly creates unmistakably stupid arguments.

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For our first episode recorded during Hispanic Heritage Month, Ñoah and Louisa appropriately get into a classic Mexican breakfast. Did you know eggs can get married?

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The mark of every professional whom a Mason jar hates to see coming. Noah and Louisa talk about this trendy, but not spendy, make-ahead breakfast.

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Only the French could get away with covering a perfectly good steak in a thick, creamy sauce full of various heavy ingredients—and still making it good enough that you have to hand it to them. Noah and Louisa explore the intricacies of this impressive-looking dish.

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The beans so nice, they fried them twice—is what you say, when you don't know how they're actually made. Noah and Louisa talk about how that brownish-grayish scoop of paste on your taco is just the first stage in leguminous excellence.

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Noah returns from his sojourn around the sun-kissed shores of the Mediterranean to tell stories of the weird creatures he encountered, the heavenly foods they eat, and the strange sights he saw.

Robert Pattinson's not in this version, though.

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Noah is still on his long journey home after the Trojan War (how do we feel about: The Noahmad as a title? We'll workshop it), so Louisa is home alone. After the requisite pizza party with a cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan, she sits down with herself to really get to the heart of what Louisa's whole deal is.

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All roads lead to Rome, but Noah and Louisa discover that only one specific road leads to correct cacio e pepe, unless you want to be chased by an angry crowd of Romans.

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Noah agreed to do another episode with "cake" in the name. If you've been listening to us, you know what that means.

(And if you haven't, here's all you need to know: Noah hates cake.)

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Whether in the filling or the wrapping, these are the ultimate triumph of the layering system. At least, they are if you're not just going to reject the premise outright.

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