Welcome back, Claw Nation! We have finally returned from our first ever break in the show's eleven year history at the direct orders of the CDC! A new year is upon us, but a lot of things still feel the same. The Matrix is back, Sex and the City is back, and even COVID is back in a big and exciting way. But this is a time where children are having conversations with Siris, zoomers aren't going outside, and everyone seems to have forgotten the awesome yet undervalued power of Kid Vid. However, our tank still stands tall and sturdy, and the lobster crew is still here to help you navigate the treacherous and uncertain waters of 2022…and beyond.

Mike's internet kept going in and out on this one.