We take the tank down from a blistering boil to a soulful simmer as the Brothers Lobster contemplate the historical moment we're living through. You know, the one where we've all gone insane in a profoundly antisocial way and no one is coming to save us.

Unless, of course, we finally pull the trigger and implement the Biden Instrumentation Project.

Do you want to become one with Joe Biden? To be of one mind and Biden and soul? It's something that feels really good. Come on, man. Relax and release your soul to Biden, Jack! Our ice cream cones will meld together!

No sports this episode.