It's Independence Day! We got gripes about the Verizon-turncoat now-Sprint guy (a modern day Benedict Arnold-- theme synergy!), snipes about patronizing maternal song lyrics, and some healthy & fair skepticism towards the most recent Wachowski to transition. After a rousing update to a classic baseball tune while maligning the Chicago Cubs' sorry attempt at one, the logical pairing of LEAVING LAS VEGAS and TOY STORY 4 get that smooth, sexy BNB treatment. Happy 4th, ya blimps!