Bad News Bearers

What has four thumbs and a year of big blimpin’ under our belts? Your pesky Bad News Bearers, that’s who! The Year One Celebraish’s highlights include a spoiler of 2019’s most baffling theatrical release, a “down under” mix up with Aussie Jason Clarke being confused for Kiwi Karl Urban, and a spirited review of the smash hit JOKER. Aside from a special trip down memory lane, it’s pretty much par for the course

Shots are fired at pet-voice-humor, Bleacher Report, and Dave's past self, while the epic Keurig machine saga gets its final chapter recounted. Travis discusses the Pixar classic WALL-E, and Dave talks about Aaron Sorkin's directorial debut MOLLY'S GAME.

We kick things off with chronicles of an oral cyst and trailer reviews for the tremendous UNCUT GEMS and guaranteed abomination JEXI. After an intensive candy bar-ranking sesh, the 80s action classic and Arnold-star-maker CONAN THE BARBARIAN is given the BNB treatment. Wolf it down; no one's "woof"-ing anything!

Riffs on Taylor Swift, ESPN, shit-blame-shifters and ESPN populate the day's airwaves. After that nonsense, Dave and Trav take a casual jaunt to San Francisco Chinatown to review the 80's cult classic, John Carpenter's BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, starring Kurt Russell and Kim Cattrall. RIP MoviePass & Eddie Money, though probably not in that order.

While Travis takes aim at scones, Dave revisits Jersey Mike's to gripe about a line-mate who needs a serious education in simpatico flavors. For the main segment, the guys delve into a little Melissa McCarthyism and discuss CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? A touch of Instagram sex robots here, a skosh of Amazing Johnathan there, come on in-- the water's fine!

We're coming in hot with eggplant-- the emoji, the food, and the dong-- as well as a sordid saga Dave would soon like to forget. Travis reads the riot act to windshield wipers for their streakiness before Dave forces him to determine which unsetting exotic international cuisines he would or would not try. Balut, anyone?

Unnecessary beeping fans, kidney donation hypotheticals, toy packaging, and questionable name choices round out the topics of discussion. After explaining why most of this fall's "Must See" Movies are anything but, Travis discusses IDEAL HOME, starring Steve Coogan and Paul Rudd.

Empty nostalgia, parking lot indecisiveness, and a black hole swallowing up choice shirts are among the day's notable gripes. After a brief dissection of popular comfort foods, the guys list their Top 5 Karaoke Go-Tos. While we're at it, Pepsi is not okay, Lana Del Rey-- we asked for Coke, goddammit!

Punctuated by spider webs, conservatives with stupid names, and a disagreement over Sebastian Maniscalco, on today's episode the guys discuss Netflix's MURDER MYSTERY starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. That, and we are no longer accepting text messages from car salesmen.

Grab those visors (or, for the initiated, "topless hats") and pump that KING OF QUEENS theme song, it's time for your weekly dose of bad news! We got little gripes, guest gripes, sequel gripes! Hills on which to die and iron moans too, if you're into that sort of thing. Travis watched the 2018 indie gem INGRID GOES WEST, while Dave ventured to the movie theaters for ALADDIN 2019. Just when you thought you were out, we Al Pacino'd you.