"Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him!"

- We reflect on our ‘hot years’.

- Nobody asks her partner if he could be in a throuple and whether he would still love her as a snail.

- Ben has a beef with Schnitz and their supposed life hacks.

- Nobody refuses to walk downstairs...any stairs…even made-up ones.

- Ben tells the tale of his high school math test heist.

- Emoji audit: The love hotel and white-haired people.

- Nobody is disappointed that Frozen’s big summer blowout isn’t as big as she remembered.

- Nobody eats chocolate out of Ben’s trash.

- We giggle at the influx of VAG and CLT license plates.

- Nobody memorises a license plate from a Canadian TV show in case her memory gets erased.