OMG, Dawn And Mary Anne are officially sisters! In a shocking, unforeseen twist, it turns out that sometimes sisters have fights, exactly like last episode! But fear not, Dawn’s going to fix everything through the life-changing magic of gaslighting.

On today’s agenda: HIPAA for podcasters; cutlery-drawer degeneracy; further research in the field of cake science; we use the phrase “passive-aggressive” a record number of times; the Shame Room; the Pikes invent mask mandates; a wholesome Charlie Thomas fanfic; Dawn commits sock crimes; gratuitous Ronald Reagan references; traumatic phone bill experiences; safe, sane and consensual spring cleaning; we pray for a shiny red reset button.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley, and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

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