Grab your saddles and your shot glasses, because this week’s episode is a full-on haunted bar crawl. We set out to cover the 13 most haunted bars in the U.S., but things quickly spiraled into mispronunciations (yes, Kristen really said “TuckSon”), questionable vocabulary choices (“noise make” is a thing now), and Nicole’s bold theory that every single bar is haunted by horses.

Somewhere between a one-armed flasher ghost and way too many phantom stallions, we lost track of the spooky history and ended up laughing our way through the list. If you came for chilling ghost tales, you’ll stay for the unhinged banter and haunted horse girl energy.