A cursed family. A haunted legacy. And somehow… pirates. Also, its confirmed, Macy needs glasses.

Before we unravel the dark and tragic story of the Lemp family, we take several completely necessary detours…Debating if we should open a medieval dinner show in STL, Macy’s wish for a Titanic museum journey, proving once and for all that we were right (Macy truly cannot see), and asking the hard-hitting question: are Canadians religious?

Also, we’ve learned something important about St. Louis… we are, collectively, “fuckin ass.”

Once we (barely) regain focus, we dive into the eerie history of the Lemp family—one of St. Louis’ most infamous dynasties, marked by success, tragedy, and a string of deaths that many believe point to something far more sinister.

Is it coincidence… or a curse?

Part 1 of our powerpoint night and evidence number like 100 that Kristen can’t read. 

We made it to 50 episodes, and somehow this is what we chose to do with it. Naturally, we start by ranking the hottest U.S. presidents. As one does.

Then we pivot to TikTok creator Kyle Anthony and his allegedly haunted house. Is it truly paranormal, or just paranormal content? We investigate… skeptically.

And yes, there are an aggressive number of burps throughout this episode. We’re not proud, but we’re also not editing them out.

So pour yourself something carbonated, lower your expectations, and join us for Paranormal & Digestive Activity, our most historic (and gassy) episode yet.

Do you remember the big headphones with the hearing test, the pink swish drink, and speed reading in the hallway (nope, just Kristen)? Well, congratulations! You were a part of a government experiment! … maybe.

This week, we dive into a TikTok conspiracy about the GATE program and what they were REALLY testing for.

See you in Toilet World.

This week we start with a very serious question: when we die and become ghosts, are we contractually obligated to wear a flowing white nightgown… or do we get outfit options in the afterlife?

Then we crinkle up our finest aluminum accessories and dive into some of the internet’s most unhinged identity-swap theories — think royal reincarnations, suspicious celebrity replacements, and skin suits.

Are we experts? No. Are we spiraling anyway? Absolutely.

Grab your tin foil and join us while we question reality, royalty, and whether anyone is actually who they say they are.

Season 3 is here!

We’re back, we’re unhinged, and we’re asking the hard questions: Have you seen the new season of Bridgerton? Just kidding. But first, we briefly rebrand the show to the kid-friendly Boobs and Buttholes and hand out our official supernatural superlatives.

Then we get into it. A new haunted location in Missouri has everyone buzzing… but is it truly paranormal… or just para-promo? We’re talking ghost stories, marketing tactics, and the fine line between spirits and sponsorships.

It’s also our first episode in this new chapter without Nicole, and while things feel a little different, the chaos very much remains.

Welcome back to Season 3. Let the hauntings (and the hot takes) begin.

It’s the season finale, the end of the year, and … Nicole’s farewell tour.
We’re reminiscing on our favorite AND cursed Boos and Banter moments, exposing our Spotify Wrapped stats, and opening up an empty seat for anyone bold enough to join the chaos.

From sleepover games and zodiac red flags to ghost hunts that never happen and opinions that shouldn’t be trusted—thank you for surviving this season with us. We’ll be back soon! 👀

Mercury’s in Gatorade, and the Boos are aloof. This week, we break down stereotypical zodiac signs, our Big Three, and the red flags the stars assigned us. We even dive into our Mayan signs, straight from the trusted horoscope.com.

Oh, AND we put out an official call to bbno$ to join us on a ghost hunt.
bbno$, if you’re reading this… pack your flashlight and see you soon.

Welcome to Midnight Madness & Monster-in-Laws, where the real horror isn’t haunted houses—it’s Black Friday crowds, Thanksgiving arguments, and in-laws who strike fear into your spirit. The Boos reflect on wild Black Friday memories, unforgettable Thanksgiving feuds, and the in-laws who keep the group chat popping year after year. It’s a festive mix of retail therapy, family tension, and the kind of chaos only the holidays can deliver.

This week, it’s just the girls! So we are cracking open the vault of sleepover chaos. We’re talking the spooky games we definitely shouldn’t have played—Bloody Mary, Light as a Feather, and of course a dramatic round of Concentrate, where you casually predict your death.

But the real magic? Your stories.
We’re playing listener submissions, reacting in real time, and trying not to summon anything in the process.

So grab your oversized hoodie, dim the lights, and get ready for Concentrate, Concentrate: Sleepover Rituals & Listener Originals

Happy Halloween!! This Halloween, the Boos are blowing the lid off the real candy conspiracy. No razor blades, no poison—just Big Parents trying to kill the vibe. We’re also diving into a much darker question—would you actually want to know your death date?

So grab your plastic pumpkin, unwrap something suspiciously sticky, and hop on the Last Chopper Out before the caramel sets.