This week, we did the completely normal thing and created our own cult. However, before we dive into that lore, we have a very riveting debate on snow cone flavors and chat about the new movie, Obsession.
Okay now for the chaos part...
What started as a simple conversation quickly spiraled into a full-blown cult origin story featuring lobster tanks at 90s Walmart, the Love Island villa, questionable leadership decisions, and lore that somehow gets more confusing the longer we talk about it.
Join us as we establish our cult's beliefs, recruitment strategies, hierarchy, and crustacean-related traditions.
Grab your ceremonial robe, praise the lobster, and report to the villa. No Frat flicking allowed.
New members are always welcome...