OMG, Claudia might be adopted and has to go on a journey of discovery and learn how to use a microfiche machine! Meanwhile, Emily Michelle is… basically fine, actually.

On today’s agenda: science disappointments; the grammar skull; award ceremony trauma; fair pricing for witch labour; nobody in this book cares about data protection; phonetics phun phacts; casually swinging by the doctor’s office for some blood; not how cookies work; a run on the relics.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley; "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

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