If you listen to this episode, you'll earn twenty-five Freedom Points from Captain Lee Adama himself. And we'll throw in another fifty of our own for good measure. Don't go spending them all in one parole hearing. Mike finds metaphors on Caprica and gets to celebrate a big win for his favorite character. Pat notes Billy's horrible romantic prowess and joins Tigh in taking issue with Starbuck's lack of professionalism. Matt asks why women can't be miners and attempts to nail down what Tom Zarek's deal actually is.