"I think it's my last one." Pat ranks the finale's flashbacks. Matt finds that he prefers politics to space battles. Mike still frakkin' loves Battlestar Galactica.

There's time for just one last toast to Galactica, before we head into the series finale. Matt's of mixed mind about meeting more Sixes. Pat has had it up to here with prophecy. Mike thinks Gaius just wants to be a bitch.

What do you do after you've fulfilled your purpose? Do you carry on, or sink into drudgery and despair? Mike is the most epic college student who ever existed. Pat thinks Starbuck's father should've been Daniel. Matt hates that the writers twisted the knife on Helo and Athena.

Did you know Cylon babies have built-in emotional WiFi? Well, now you do. Matt's boggled by this episode's sudden regressions. Mike questions whether Six should have been allowed to have a child in the first place. Pat feels Saul's love fill the room.

Let us save you some time: There wasn't one. Mike explains Edward James Olmos's false promises. Matt has a slightly better time than he expected. Pat would not recommend you watch The Plan.

If you've been waiting for answers about the Final Five, this is the episode for you. Guest host Joe celebrates the return of his favorite character. Pat details his painstakingly assembled, thirteen-point Cylon timeline. Matt enjoys that this data dump has real stakes. Mike questions whether anyone ACTUALLY has free will.

The revolution failed, but things are still going to change within the Colonial(?) Fleet. Mike thinks the Basestar would wreck Galactica. Pat appreciates Zarek's consistency. Matt loves that Gaius is finally self-aware.

The Gaeta-Zarek revolution begins, testing each and every person aboard Galactica. Matt admires this episode's many smart callbacks. Mike mourns Private Jaffee. Pat takes stock of Gaeta's motivation.

We wanted Roslin to take a day off, but not like this. Not like this. Pat's not into Saul and Six. Matt understands Lee's desire to soft-sell. Mike sees the Anti-Cylon faction's point, but doesn't understand Gaeta's actions.

We have met the enemy, and he is Sharon. Mike can't bring himself to care. Pat doesn't understand why Gaeta's alive. Matt thinks the Eights are actually defective.