There's no Deus Ex Cylonica; Earth is not the end. Guest host Anna gets Mike a gift. Matt argues that Dee is stronger than Adama. Pat tries explaining how the 13th Tribe could be Cylons.

"We have arrived ... at Earth." Matt doesn't understand Three's escalations. Pat admires Saul Tigh's choice. Mike knows there's more to come, and that it's all part of God's plan.

The Hybrid is going to carry this Human-Cylon alliance ON ITS BACK, y'all. Pat gets teary-eyed, as Roslin makes her feelings known. Mike understands the impulse to let Gaius die. Matt considers the implications of faux-Athena's actions.

We had hope for the human race, until they killed Romo's cat. Now, burn it all down. Matt knows Bill Adama's not a realist. Pat's sitting in a Raptor, waiting for Roslin to return. Mike, for one, welcomes our new Adama overlord.

Listen, Gaeta. Just take the godsdamn drugs, alright? You don't want to be awake for what's coming. Mike outplans multiple Colonial military officers. Matt encourages Roslin to take management courses. Pat listens to Gaeta's Lament.

Join us as we dip our toes in the river of Faith, and hopefully make it to the other side. Pat's willing to buy whatever religion Nana Visitor's selling. Matt sees shades of season three Galactica. Mike is affected by the Sixes' story.

There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of Good Guy Helo™. Mike thinks Tory's twisting the knife. Pat doesn't believe in the power of handshakes. Matt still doesn't know who Mathias is.

Pain. Guilt. Pleasure. Love. The Final Five are feeling all these emotions, and having trouble distinguishing between them. Pat doesn't understand Caprica Six's philosophy. Matt is here for Tory's apotheosis. Mike wonders whether a sex cult-less society is worth living in.

Even in death, Cally is just an object to be acted upon. Pat wonders how many soldiers you can fit in a garbage truck. Mike hopes to Gods that having a kid isn't like this. Matt's BSG experience comes full-circle, as he watches Cally die for the second time.

One of our favorite characters is pointing a gun at one of our other favorite characters, so let's get right to it. Matt wonders why the Cylons are here. Pat wants Starbuck to use her inside voice. Mike wishes Lee a fond military farewell.