Are you ready to drink the Cylon Kool-Aid? Or are you gonna join up with the resistance? Pat knows there ain't room for crybabies in the resistance, but wonders why that excludes capable, qualified women. Matt nerds out about the process of getting 25 minutes of web content made. Mike thinks Saul knew exactly what would happen at the temple.

Election day. Caprican rescue. New Cylons. New Caprica. One. Year. Later. Mike separates his politics and his personal preferences. Matt compares one-liner bros Brother Cavil and Doc Cottle. Pat is the only one who wouldn't have fixed the fleet's presidential election. Oh, also, we yell at each other about the state of America for a bit. Just a bit though.

Of course there's a godsdamn Head Gaius. Of course there is. Mike wants to know how British the Cylons are going to get. Pat examines what the Cylon plan (or plans) might actually be at this point. Matt is very scared of Head Six, but wonders how she can be fooled.

There's no time like the present for promoting your son twice in a row. Nice nepotism, Adama. Also, there be politics in this episode. You've been warned. Mike wants Starbuck to gather her shit, put it in a bag, and get it together. Pat finds himself agreeing with Roslin's difficult decision. Matt understands Roslin's logic, but not her execution.

Put Lee, Ellen, Billy, and Dee in a room, add in a pissed-off Dana Delaney with a bunch of guns, and baby, you've got an episode of Galactica going. Matt finds his favorite Galactica writer. Mike thinks Sharon may have taken a harder turn than was necessary. Pat springs his trap from last episode, as Starbuck shoots a friendly.

For this special April Fools edition, the Farscape Fellas take a look at Battlestar's eccentric predecessor. Mike wrestles with his feelings for puppets. Matt enjoys flashbacks that actually serve the narrative. Pat attempts to justify putting his friends in this situation.

Guest host Joe Drew is back to take a look at an episode he holds (or held) in high-esteem, as bad Cylon motherfrakker Scar arrives to take on Starbuck and Kat. Mike thinks his ship is sinking, and he doesn't seem wrong. Matt is all-in for the Starbuck of Cylons. Pat understands Kat's fear, but finds her rage fabricated.

We finally take on what many believe is Battlestar's worst episode, a "detective story" that requires no detecting and is barely a story. Mike watches his favorite character get dragged through the mud. Matt joins Mike in pointing out that you don't buy gifts for your prostitute's child. And 48 hours earlier, Pat examines the logistics of policing the fleet.

Remember meaningful character development? Serial storytelling? Plot points that build on each other and make sense within BSG's already established narrative? "Epiphanies" doesn't. Pat wants y'all to take to Twitter with the hashtag #NotMyRoslin. Matt joins Sharon in critiquing this episode's writing. Mike ends up being right about Gaius's motivations.

What kind of society is worth saving? That's the question at hand in Resurrection Ship. Pat sees a bit of Admiral Cain in Starbuck and thinks that Cain does too. Mike compares the lines that Cain and Adama are willing to cross. Matt thinks the troubled Admiral may have gotten exactly what she wanted in the end.