Being pursued by killer robots? Don't worry about it. There's always time to take a break and play politics. Mike votes for Vice President Baltar. Pat sees post-Caprican society for the sham it is. Matt believes that Zarek's telling the truth.

Sometimes, you have to roll the hard six. Matt joins Gaius in converting to the One True God. Mike is stuck on the number twelve. Pat is brought low by bagpipes.

Guess who's coming to dinner? It's Ellen Tigh! Who most assuredly is not a Cylon! Pat falls in love with chaos in heels. Matt is irked to find a sitcom in his drama. Mike gets into the mechanics of Gaius's self-love.

Leoben "I Got Beat in the Face with a Wrench by Adama" Conoy is back, and he's making us feel some complicated feelings. Pat attempts to unravel Leoben's tangled web of nonsense. Mike asks one essential question: "Why Kara?". Matt is decidedly not in the stream.

You know when your ex shows up and things get suuuper awkward? This episode of Battlestar is like that, except with toasters and treason. Matt falls in love with 6's machinations, if not her religion. Mike doesn't know what to believe anymore, except that this episode's perfect. Pat is here for Doc Cottle and bathroom humor, but he's not here for glowing sex spines.

The toaster's out of the bag and everyone's choices are tested in this episode of Battlestar Bros. Pat sees Cylon Boomer everywhere and asks why Socinus would lie. Matt takes Sergeant Hadrian's side and points out the Old Man's selfishness. Mike fears for Gaius's life and has theories about what's going on with Six.

What's one pilot's life versus the greater good? This isn't Star Trek, and Bill Adama sure ain't Spock. So we're about to get up in it on this episode of Battlestar Bros. Mike winces as the Tigh-Adama bromance hits a rough patch. Pat examines Adama's relationship with his three (yeah, you read that right) children. Matt shrugs off the conveniences of Cylon anatomy because Starbuck kicks ass.

It's all funerals, flashbacks, falling, and frak-ups in this fifth episode of Battlestar Bros. Pat forgives the episode's flaws because Edward James Olmos is...very good. Matt prays to the one true God for a Breakfast Club-style Nugget spin-off. Mike gets to watch Starbuck shoot things, which is really what it's all about.

If you listen to this episode, you'll earn twenty-five Freedom Points from Captain Lee Adama himself. And we'll throw in another fifty of our own for good measure. Don't go spending them all in one parole hearing. Mike finds metaphors on Caprica and gets to celebrate a big win for his favorite character. Pat notes Billy's horrible romantic prowess and joins Tigh in taking issue with Starbuck's lack of professionalism. Matt asks why women can't be miners and attempts to nail down what Tom Zarek's deal actually is.

What does it mean to be a secret Cylon? And what would you do for the Cylon you love? We start to find out in this episode. Matt takes us on an intro-related tangent. Mike paints a picture of just how screwed the Colonial Fleet really is. Pat tries to put himself in the Chief and Boomer's shoes.