Great summers, clapping in unison, Mike has pink eye, work pits, unachievable goals, poison ivy, waking up in RV's, scrot itch, Mike is nervous, how do snails have babies, momentum, Turbo by Disney, wild wad of snails, Never Ending Story, quick sand, losing a horse, Little Mermaid, Mike is sexually attracted to the bat creature, Robert Smith from The Cure, Noah didn't finish, Jessica Rabbit was too sexual, Mike is a furry, the weirdest place you could ever be, Mike's top five fast food joint, Mike avoid's being noticed, Mike get's caught, it does not happen to Noah, Mike was very young, tranny bell fries, Mike needs to figure it out, Noah's first time, everything was porn, computer class, Noah's brother peed his pants, the algebra 2 teacher's mom, Math Blaster or Mavis Beacon, clenching his butt, Noah's just trying to get home, he was a real wierdo, how to pick up chicks, pink jello, and Mike wants two birthdays and two Christmases.

With Noah, Stephen, and Mike.

All music by Jake Simons

Links:

• Snails fucking on my porch - YouTube
• Snail Life Cycle - Snail Facts and Information