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The boys are back and somehow still convinced they’re running a real podcast. This week, Jay and Mac take you on a Thanksgiving-themed journey full of armed uneducated opinions, delusional confidence, and unwavering support from their brilliant (and increasingly concerned) producers.

They kick things off with Drink of the Week: Thanksgiving Jungle Juice, which is basically sangria’s unhinged cousin with a gambling addiction. Jay said it was “dangerously hidden whiskey,” Mac said it tasted “more like red wine burps,” and both agreed it would absolutely ruin a family holiday.

Then they deep-dive into:
 🧊 Why Antarctica is probably an alien Airbnb
🏈 College football heartbreak & false hope
🧮 Girl Math vs. Boy Math (Jay’s wife “made money” by refunding an overcharge)
🍗 The Wing Debate: Bone-In vs Boneless
🎨 Hottest Animated Characters (regret was instant)
🔍 Their Google Search History (shockingly tame… except for Mac Googling Xena???)

Plus: the official launch of our fake sponsor, Ola Fresh-ish, for ingredients that arrive… eventually.

New episodes every Thursday.

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