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This week on Every Other White Guy:

The boys kick things off with a clean, no-fluff Ranch Water — tequila, Topo Chico, lime… and surprisingly strong opinions. It’s simple. It’s dangerous. It scores a 6.8 and 6.7, which feels aggressively on-brand.

From there, we unpack:

• A chaotic Waste Management weekend (and terrible betting decisions)
• The official Jersey Count results
• Super Bowl heartbreak therapy (including Drake May discourse)
• Why T-Rex arms are suddenly a Patriots problem
• College basketball chaos and undefeated dreams dying
• The most toxic question possible: if you could only keep one app, what would it be?
• Spanish vs Japanese as your “instantly fluent” language choice

Plus:
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We’re back two weeks in a row — call it consistency, call it a miracle.

This week kicks off with a Drink of the Week that immediately betrays us: a non-alcoholic “coffee draft” that tastes kind of like Guinness… until you notice the floaters and remember it sat in a car for a week. Spirits were hurt. Ratings were low. Trust was broken.

Then Jay takes us into the world of FOIA Ball (Freedom of Information Act sports rabbit holes) and finally delivers the long-awaited answer to the question nobody asked: how much does it cost to rent the giant American flag that covers a football field?

Because it’s Super Bowl week, we bring on a guest (Steve-O) for predictions, confidence levels, and the only important bet: what color will the Gatorade be? From there we pivot into Waste Management Phoenix Open weekend plans, jersey-spotting predictions, and a quick rant on how Fanatics is ruining sports merch.

Producer questions finish us off with:

• Is a hot dog a sandwich (or a taco)?
• The most important golf question of all: biggest pet peeves on the course

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We’re not dead. We promise.

After losing an entire episode to buffering hell and customer service purgatory, Jay and Mac are back with another basement-born installment of Every Other White Guy — louder, slightly caffeinated, and still wildly unqualified.

This week kicks off with Drink of the Week: an espresso martini, launching what may become an ongoing espresso martini journey (for science). Ratings are given on both the espresso martini scale and the every other drink scale, arguments immediately follow, and the producers steal sips mid-segment.

From there, things spiral into:

• The lost episode saga and why technology cannot be trusted
• Disneyland vs. Disney World, including a live call to an actual Disney expert
• The oddly specific TikTok videos that live rent-free in our brains
• Olympic ticket applications, Winter Olympics hype, and why summer vs. winter sports divide friendships
• College basketball chaos, NIL loopholes, and why coming back after the G League feels wrong
• Super Bowl food rankings that somehow turn into chili dog strategy
• A fake sponsor that feels uncomfortably personal
• And finally, outside-the-division NFL hate lists that get way more emotional than intended

As always, there are strong opinions, zero authority, a very active buzzer, and producers desperately trying to keep things moving.

Pour a coffee cocktail, open TikTok, and join the chaos.

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It’s a New Year episode of Every Other White Guy, which means big opinions, zero credentials, and immediate regret over past decisions.

Jay and Mac kick off 2026 late (and unapologetically) with a Drink of the Week: the French 75, a deceptively classy cocktail that somehow turns into a choking hazard. From there, things spiral into:

• Rating a World War I–era cocktail while questioning French toughness
• Locking in a wildly optimistic NFL + college football playoff parlay that may already be dead by the time you’re listening
• Breaking down conspiracy theories involving perfect pyramids in Antarctica, aliens, and memory wipes
• Debating whether you could win a bar fight against your own clone
• Arguing over the most quoted movies and TV shows of all time
• Admitting New Year’s resolutions that will absolutely not survive February

Plus, a fake sponsor shows up, sports fandoms are tested, the buzzer gets a workout, and the producers quietly judge everything from behind the scenes.

Pour something bubbly, place a bad bet, and welcome yourself into the chaos of the new year.

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It’s a Christmas episode of Every Other White Guy which means strong opinions, zero authority, and a questionable amount of gin.

This week, Jay and Mac kick things off with a holiday Drink of the Week served inside an actual Christmas ornament, then immediately spiral into:

• Ranking Christmas cocktails and debating whether gin is the most Christmasy spirit
• Arguing over the greatest Christmas movies of all time (and why Die Hard still doesn’t count)
• Accidentally writing an entire Hallmark movie plot that feels… dangerously accurate
• Debating Christmas traditions, caroling logistics, and why nobody actually wants to go caroling
• Sharing the best and worst Christmas gifts from childhood

Plus, a very festive fake sponsor makes an appearance, holiday delusion is at an all-time high, and the producers keep the buzzer close.

Pour a drink, put on a Santa hat, and enjoy some unfiltered Christmas chaos.

🎄 Merry Christmas from Every Other White Guy 🎄

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Another week, another round of unqualified opinions from two very average guys.

This episode kicks off with a Grinch-themed holiday cocktail that looks incredible… but doesn’t quite live up to the hype once the ratings come out. From there, Jay and Mac spiral into a surprisingly unsettling discussion about AI ethics, self-driving trolley problems, and whether we should be worried that artificial intelligence might value itself over human life.

Things quickly take a turn into classic EOWG chaos as the boys debate:

• Whether they could survive 30 days alone in the Alaskan wilderness
• What three items they’d bring (and why confidence is dangerously high)
• And the most important question of all: what’s the biggest animal they could beat in a fight?

Throw in reckless confidence, bro science, holiday vibes, and a fake sponsor ad that feels a little too real and you’ve got Episode 7.

As always, the producers control the buzzer, the drinks are questionable, and the opinions are absolutely not backed by facts.

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Welcome back to Every Other White Guy, the show where two average dudes share strong opinions, questionable confidence, and continue proving why the producers absolutely need a buzzer.

This week, Jay and Mac face off with a Peppermint White Russian, aka the drink that single-handedly tried to kill them live on air.
Jay gave it a 6.3 because he has holiday spirit or brain damage, not clear.
Mac gave it a 4.8, which honestly feels generous.

Then the boys wander through:

🎄 Peppermint trauma & candy canes dissolving in real time
 🏈 Why Hailee Steinfeld fans hate Josh Allen (and whether that’s valid?)
 🔥 Costco karma + the Disneyland ticket fiasco
 🏛️ A full history lesson no one asked for but was actually fascinating
 🛩️ Could they land a plane if the pilot died? (Spoiler: the confidence is delusional.)

Plus:
 A fake sponsor ad that should get us sued, and a “meal for life” draft that went completely off the rails.

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Welcome back, EOG Fam — yes, we’re still working on the name, but we’re rolling with it. In Episode 5, Jay & Mac return with another round of unqualified opinions, delusional confidence, and the unwavering support (and buzzer discipline) of their producers/wives.

This week kicks off with an off-recipe “EOWG Butterbeer,” where the boys bravely navigate whipped cream mustaches, caramel drips, and the philosophical question: at what point does cream curdle?
Spoiler: no one knows, but Mac is confident anyway.

Then we somehow transition into:

• Harry Potter lore (Jay thinks “pothead” is the correct term)
• Why John Williams is the Beyoncé of movie soundtracks
• Mizzou & U of A basketball optimism
• Boy Math, aka "I won $70 but ignore that I’m down $300”
• Buying mystery jerseys like a sports-themed scratcher addiction
• The Cincinnati football team’s… annual snow drawing tradition 👀
• A genuinely wholesome(ish) reflection on how the show is improving

PLUS: Hogwarts Sorting Hat chaos, nostalgic shows, and a debate on why Phoenix residents pull shopping carts backwards like they’re in a snowstorm.

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The boys are back and somehow still convinced they’re running a real podcast. This week, Jay and Mac take you on a Thanksgiving-themed journey full of armed uneducated opinions, delusional confidence, and unwavering support from their brilliant (and increasingly concerned) producers.

They kick things off with Drink of the Week: Thanksgiving Jungle Juice, which is basically sangria’s unhinged cousin with a gambling addiction. Jay said it was “dangerously hidden whiskey,” Mac said it tasted “more like red wine burps,” and both agreed it would absolutely ruin a family holiday.

Then they deep-dive into:
 🧊 Why Antarctica is probably an alien Airbnb
🏈 College football heartbreak & false hope
🧮 Girl Math vs. Boy Math (Jay’s wife “made money” by refunding an overcharge)
🍗 The Wing Debate: Bone-In vs Boneless
🎨 Hottest Animated Characters (regret was instant)
🔍 Their Google Search History (shockingly tame… except for Mac Googling Xena???)

Plus: the official launch of our fake sponsor, Ola Fresh-ish, for ingredients that arrive… eventually.

New episodes every Thursday.

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Oh look, Episode 1 — the origin story of this beautiful disaster.

🎙 Pilot Episode: Cactus Juice, Bad Takes & Two More White Guys with Microphones

Just what the world needed… two more white guys starting a podcast. You’re welcome, Earth.

In this debut episode of Every Other White Guy, the boys:

• Officially introduce the pod and admit they have absolutely zero authority on anything they talk about
• Reveal that their wives are actually the producers, pick all the topics, and control a buzzer like a shock collar for bad opinions
• Debut the now-iconic Drink of the Week segment with cactus juice (margarita liqueur in shot form)
  • Jay: 8.9/10 — basically liquid religion
  • Mac: 6.7/10 — “It’s good, but I’m not proposing to it”
• Wander into sports:
  • U of A basketball hype
  • Mizzou pain
  • Chiefs talk
  • Why the Dodgers might be ruining baseball
• Confess their go-to karaoke songs, questionable fast food orders, and deeply serious beer preferences
• Soft-launch their first fake sponsor: tap water — “double tap” if it’s over ice
• Answer producer-planted questions about:
  • AI picking fantasy football teams
  • Their girlfriends/wives reading spicy fantasy books with unhinged sex scenes
  • And whether they care (spoiler: not really, as long as they’re the ones benefitting)

Is it chaotic? Yes. Is it polished? Absolutely not.
 Does it sound like two friends who could talk for 8 hours at a bar? 100%.

🎧 Listen to Episode 1 now and watch the rough draft of what might eventually become your new favorite background chaos.
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