What an incredible week the United States had (I guess everyones been saying that for months)

But no, really this time, I mean it. Like we have a whole new president is in the building. And we love to see it.

Congrats President Biden, I hope you use your @potus Twitter handle much more wisely than that other guy with the spay tan.

In the meantime, we'll be praying you cancel our student fucking loans sooner than later. I'm still here, eating Ramen noodles, just like my college years seven years ago. I can't go on like this. 

OH and please please PLEASE do something with your presidential power to make this new Spiderman movie come out sooner. Honestly if you can make this happen, you can put the student loan cancellation on hold 

XOXO