In which the girls have a fight, Mary Anne unleashes a lifetime's worth of anger through passive-aggressive notes and Machiavellian mind games, her dad comes perilously close to experiencing an actual human emotion, Jenny Prezzioso doesn't feel too good, and we finally meet Dawn. Morbidda Destiny curses the podcast from thirty years ago and a different plane of reality, which is pretty impressive when you think about it. Also, we really earned the explicit tag on this one.

Today's agenda includes: just where ARE the adults of Stoneybrook constantly rushing off to?; JUICE DRAMA; nobody likes syntax; we finally settle the age-old question of who is a worse dad, Richard Spier or the fish from Finding Nemo; Mary Anne repeatedly breaks Esther's heart with her tiny, tiny dreams; 1980s thermometer protocols; Chekhov's surname; the only guaranteed way to get your curfew extended; Mary Anne pioneers the sad desk lunch; how to incorporate emojis into IRL conversation; the tragedy of being an Instagram mom when Instagram hasn't been invented yet.

 

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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