That's what Gerrit Cole was/will be paid for his services during the AL Wild Card Game against the Red Sox!!!!!

The Red Sox beat the Yankees Tuesday night to move onto the ALDS. Who's to blame in New York? What led to the Red Sox's dominance?

Also: a plea to my fellow Red Sox fans about enjoying *this* moment.

Follow me on Twitter for some postseason baseball fun: @FitzyMoPena

Opening song is "Baseball" by Hippo Campus, and no closing song because my laptop is being difficult. A bummer, truly. Imagine it's the Tiesto remix of Calum Scott's "Dancing On My Own" cover.