OMG, Mary Anne has encountered some boys! We refuse to call it too many boys, because it’s really not THAT many boys. It’s, like, a slight oversupply of boys. Meanwhile, we concoct elaborate hypothetical situations to psychologically torture each other. Just normal friend stuff, really.

On today’s agenda: a disappointing lack of Catbus; baffling trampoline retcons; ten boyfriends and a terrifying clown; Karen’s son foretells Earth's doom; bacon-based hate crime; a serious case of foreshadowing; minimal Mallory; sun safety equals instant comedy; a crisis of monogamy; nothing good happens in the ice-cream parlour; hamster husbandry, revisited; the thong bikini window; Aoife goes crone mode.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley & "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

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