Episode 40:

It's Episode 40, and what better way to celebrate the end of summer than to watch a bunch of stupid-ass college kids get their ass tore up by manhungry sea predators!! Well, that's just what I did when I checked out SHARK NIGHT 3D, and I can't wait to share my thoughts about it with you, old chum!

(Get it? Chum!...I'm hilarious!)

And then, hold on to your hats, because there's a Category 5 CrapStorm heading your way, when Hurricane Irene leaves me homebound with nothing to do but watch scary movies. I've got seven...count 'em, SEVEN!! lightning-fast QUICKIE REVIEWS.

So, get your ass down in the bunker, Miss Thing, because this show is gonna blow your weave right off!