Riding in from the untamed western regions of The Healing Power of Stomock, Cowboy Joe has an important lesson to learn. Guest starring a poorly imitated Sam Elliott.

Cowboy Joe

The open plain

the great divide

the amber grains

the cattle drive

the mountain snow

the endless sky

coyotes call

as you pass by

a dusty trail

a steady gait

a rattlesnake

lies in wait

Hey,

Cowboy Joe,

riding the roan,

lonesome and saddlesore.

Pull the reins,

Cowboy Joe.

Make your own way.

You don't have to be a metaphor.

A silver cape

A techno beat

Fishbowl stacks

Upon your feet

Dipping snuff

Carrose coupé

Not quite straight

Not quite gay

City or country

Alone or with friends

Ain't nobody

Gonna fence you in