🍷Some dude did some very un-noteworthy things a million years ago. These things did not at all invent a genre of crime or inspire psychologists, historians, and criminologists or baffle researchers to this day. This episode is completely gore-less and centers around a group of young women who lived in peace and harmony in the beautiful rolling hills of the Whitechapel district in London. Sharing soap and gossip, they lived happily into a peaceful old age.

Oh hang on. I'm being told that everyone died and it was a bloodbath up in there. Figures.