Welcome back! It’s been a while, but here we are, in all our middle-aged glory.

Pokemon Go is sweeping the world. Except for Syracuse. And the Western Suburbs. And…

Matt may have murdered a bird by climbing a tree. At 41. In climbing gear. He used climbing gear to climb a tree. Then all of the women at the house wept at the possibility of the bird’s demise, right before ingesting bird.

Dave’s kitchen is in its second year of renovation. Enough said.

Todd’s wife is spending a small fortune on a new diet and exercise regimen. Can his family sustain the monetary crunch, or will Todd have to pick his favorite child to send to college?

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