This week, the lads accidentally stumbled into their most important investigation yet: the complete and total collapse of gravity.

Yes — while the rest of the world went about its business, these two brave intellectuals dedicated a full segment to “Project Anchor,” a theory suggesting Earth’s gravity will politely switch off for seven seconds. Sensible questions were asked. None were answered. Leeds was written off entirely.

In a shocking twist, the episode was recorded on a Sunday morning fuelled by coffee instead of the usual Sunday night mix of beer and questionable decision-making. The result? Slightly clearer sentences. Marginally fewer slurred conspiracy endorsements. The same level of scientific accuracy.

Between discussing planetary alignments, floating pints, and the logistical nightmare of mid-air urination, this became the biggest talking point of the show — mostly because once you start imagining Andy drifting past the Sky tower, it’s hard to move on.

Gravity may still be intact.

Their credibility? Less certain.