It's our first show officially a man down. We're sad about it – but we're funny clowns who only weep on the inside – so we think we've put together a funny episode for you!

The Olympics are over, but not before the world got to enjoy a world-class walking-fast-while-wiggling-your-butt competitor soil himself on television. Watch our for that hurled sponge!

Consumer alert: Whilst shopping for an iPad case, Matt discovers that scanning Happy Meal toys is a giant scam.

Todd realizes that, with his kids growing older, this academic year will be naught but a gauntlet of sad goodbyes and ugly cries. It's enough to make Todd and Kelly ready for assisted living.

The Fast Food Industrial complex has created some grotesque new golems to destroy us – including Burger King's pre-chewed Whopper wrap and Taco Bells' ground beef chicken pouch. Todd is decidedly pro “meat container”, though, and the Dads conceive new meat platforms.

Speaking of greasy meat, Matt's naughty bits react poorly to his new shorty swimsuit, so the Dads do some Googling and learn that swimsuit lining is a clear and present danger to our nation's manhood.

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