*Creepy voice, heavy breathing* “I wanna report a pobcass recording. If you press play on this episode on your preferred pobcass streaming site, you’ll find kids talking about movies on the internet. They recorded this pobcass with some iPhones and GarageBand. They also recorded some pobcasses last year. Gooood. Byeeee.”

Order a round of Aqua Velvas and listen in as the Rommies try to crack the case of how this David Fincher masterpiece was completely shut out of the 2008 Oscars.