Is Yelp going to date itself by listing Pokestops and places which accept corrupt fake electronic currency?

Todd’s cloister bell has gone off signaling he has surpassed his maximum acceptable level of obesity. Kelly has suggested he start taking her wildly expensive shakes full of pretend medicine.

Clowns are luring children into the woods in the south. Well, clowns or persons dressed as clowns. One of the two.

And Matt and Professor Foster have met their superior doppelgangers at Viva's new non-hippie, mostly-nerd fancy preschool, which crushes their massive and fragile egos.

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