An audience with London conceptual teenybop sensation The Femcels, aka Rowan and Gabriella.

We went IN, sloshing SCALDING HOT INDUSTRY TEA all over the effng place. Swear words? Stated. S*x? Referenced. C*lebs? Alluded to. NOT FOR SNOWFLAKES.

On blast: favourite ice cream flavours, stolen incel valour, drinking and puking off expired milk, pregnancy scares, kickstarting the ladies’ hymen reconstruction fund, having the perfect age, being “indie” at “school”, making bread off f*et pics, botched BBLs, coding with a botched BBL, the IQ to BBL ratio, having the same manager as the Libertines, music, more.

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