Beefcake discourse with no less than Torn Hawk, known to some as Luke Wyatt, known after this podcast was conducted as an absolute flippin weapon, yeah?

T Hawk entered the temporary Crown Heights CFHQ in a crisp Zegna suit, eyes full of wonder, a briefcase full of dreams, and a mouth full of words that were said to us with zeal and conviction. What emerges is a feverish dialogue, a display of vim and vigour, and an enduring symbol of the sheer potential that male-on-male engagement holds.

Within: Life in the early-00s DC freak scene, being on towel-lock with his nemesis for a month at bootcamp, orifice-threatened self-defence scenarios, early 20th century sartorial codes, working construction, hiring people on deviant art to mimic biblically-accurate cherubims, Fellini’s Satyricon, Michael Mann’s Heat, white dreams, being smarter than your AI assistant, going to bars where everyone dresses like Mad Men, supporting his ex-gf mother’s swing dancing career, cutting yourself, album artwork that’s better than the album, bees, pig skin, John “Jack” Callahan.

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We welcomed house and techno and music artist and DJ and label proprieter Peach @ohpeach into the farmstead, with open arms and open minds. Our engagement went down mere days after her set at noted music festival “Glastonbury”, resulting in all manner of discourse as well as anecdotes that divert, inform, and enrich.

Matters of note: stalking Lily Allen on Raya, splitting a jet with Floating Points, getting fired from St*rbucks, how to manufacture Boiler Room virality, Swagapino supremacy, buying the Paris Review so you don’t have to talk to your friends about DJs, Tumblr musical identity formation, finding Roy (Dean Blunt to civilians) in Wetherspoons, 2014, whether Turnstile are better than the Beatles, being a cheerleader, ‘One Kiss’ by Dua Lipa, return of MK’s acclaimed Jollibee anecdote, Warped Tour 2015 Toronto, and so on and such.

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A most kvlt and elevated audience with Liturgy, aka Haela Ravenna Hunt-Hendrix, inside of the temporary NYC CF HQ.

We discussed vermin eradication, ranked sacred texts, SKEWERED the state of music journalism, being the David Foster Wallace of black metal, music that aspires to God/Benson Boone, an introduction to the mystical art of gabbalah, CCRU, angel magic, Reptilian Club Boyz, AI pedagogy... and you are HERE for it.

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It’s Peter Vack. A man. A man of folding chairs with his name on it. A man of having a megaphone on set. A man of saying “action” into it. Such is the life of film director as well as film writer and film man at large, Peter Vack. We entered his home inside of New York City, and spoke.

We spoke of his movie www.rachelormont.com, Future, showtunes, being dumb af, not quitting past 40, marrying the notion of ‘shitposting’, network surrealism, Alex Bienstock, indie cinema vs. fine art, America’s autofiction origins, Memetides vs Fuckjerry, more. Also features live Mr. Vack wardrobe changes, MK’s eating and reviewing his first ever American ‘Twinkie’, and half the episode being filmed on iPhone due to technical acts of God.

Since recording, PV’s latest joint The Code is out. We suggest viewing it screenstyle.

It’s a wrap! 🎬✋😮🤚

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Galcher Lustwerk inside of farm for an interaction on matters. You won’t believe the words that were stated!

They relate to such things such as being a stoner weeb (“weedb”), co-founding K-HOLE, competing with Disney’s Frozen for a CDG campaign, film buff status, SAVAGE Christopher Nolan skewering, Paul Thomas Anderson getting abducted by Mormons, being a Twitch stream head, mashup culture going from avant-garde to pedestrian, clout chasing, Majestic Casual vs. Madjestic Kasual, making it to the Iceland Air in-flight music selection… bosh much?

PLEASE BE WARNED: this episode contains Johnny English spoilers.

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This just in: four males entered plucky journalist Ezra Marcus’s personal space in order to speak facts and type shit to power. We charted his journey from the debauched golden age of Vice and running and promoting shows, to writing the infamous F*ntano Fader piece, to his current beat as a freelance investigative heavy hitter for New York Magazine, The New York Times, and more. Errrm and newsflash? It's enlightening...

Inside of this podcast: getting scammed by Migos, Dave Portnoy winning the slop wars, co-opting the Vanderpump model, exiting da vampire castle, New York larping in London, Kim Jong Trill, making micro-neighbourhoods great again, MrBeast’s global south century, booking wild ass lineups feat. DJ Nate, Zomby, Sicko Mobb, Wolf Eyes and more, Jon Rafman’s Cloudy Heart, and an attempt at triangulating galaxygascore music.

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Insane industry insight bombs on a podcast episode featuring the music artiste More Eaze, who pulled up to the temporary NYC HQ for gabbing purposes.

Imagine creatives speaking of topics as well as matters, much of it relating to media formats such as music. Matters such as More Eaze’s Mumford & Sons encounter, stanning up a storm regarding Ween and Women’s ‘Public Strain’, the Texan excellence of Nudo, collabing with individuals such as Bloodz Boi and Claire Rousay… it’s frankly humbling what can emerge when minds meet.

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We kicked it epicstyle w caro♡, PC Music songmakerista, Planet 1999 head, and music type individual inside of London, the UK.

YASS-INDUCING tea within. Linking A. G. Cook for the first time via a rare email opening, touring with Slowdive, the meaning of hyp*rpop, Denglord's macromastia convention field report, Jared Leto age reveal, getting nerdshamed at school in France, the definitive definition of "the orient", Elon Musk hearing her tunes, embracing anti-perfectionism, Bill Murray's unaliving. Enchanté 👍

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PELLE ROCK aka salt_server’s fertile Soundcloud accounts are probably single-handedly responsible for holding down every moderately 'underground' club DJ's sets for going on half a decade. It’s frankly pathetic how indebted the ‘scene’ is to his set-salvaging edits/blends/chops and songs. He’s on podcast Clout Farm.

We chopped it up big boy style, saying all manner of rude words. It’s looking like what was discussed includes the origins of his Brazilophilia, mastering CDJs by housesitting for Total Freedom, playing DDR with Arca, the influence of the early Mad Decent era, late 00s/early 10s electro and big-room trap, being a seckgsual late bloomer, rediscovering his forgotten Slipknot tattoo… you might… feel something… 🛡📞🧬🩺

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