Interaction with renaissance goat klub2020: writer (graff + text), tattoo artiste, flaneur, EPICurian, international slayboy, and among the most well-rounded music heads of his and your and any generation.

Our boy pulled up to CFHQ ahead of the most recent Pai Dui boat party, poured out the pastis and proceeded to gab on matters including but not limited to: the ecology of Elysia Crampton steeze, epic collage, upscaling screenshots vs. being a tech genous, making the mistaking of tattooing ex-gfs, Brahms vs. Liszt, Schubert’s syphilis, marriage, brand-activating friendships, artists’ crippling beret budgets, stanning At the Drive-In, DJ Pitch tat rundown, Phillip Plein, the Millennium Prize, Exit Through the Gift Shop review, the ease of painting the plus-size.

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Our pleasure and privilege to have on podcast the person called Christopher Owens, once of the universally treasured Girls, and now of the world at large. Few can claim a trajectory much like Chrissybaby's, a survivor through untold heights and lows. The guy is a lovester, livester, laughster, verified rockster and a rollster. It's a beautiful thing. We interacted.

Regarding: being up vs. down in the industry, being rejected by tech-infested San Fran, aging into rockstardom, the cartel, drug busts, getting hit by a car, Matador records, How To Write Timeless Classics, racing to NYC from Texas dressed as a lady, transcendental road trips, Ariel Pink, Jawnino vs. John Eno, advice to Young Thug, the unreadability of James Joyce, small gay moments, Harry Potter house, XXXTENTACION, and such.

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We entered the home of and interacted with Western Mass's favourite son, one DJ Lucas. INSANELY LYRICAL chop-up action within.

We speak of: stanning outsider art, next-gen optimism, being an early footwork head, ‘hyperpop Appalachians’, opening for The Fray and Jonathan Richman, Why?, L. Ron Hubbard, hitting the Harry Potter premiere, Dark World’s punk origins, Odd Future impact, Lil B crossover, being a dirty hipster, art rap vs. Based freestyling, going on No Jumper, linking Andrew Callaghan, Christ Dillinger, MDE, as well as and including more.

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It's Clive Martin: journalist, cultural cartographer, birther of legendary Vice series Big Night Out, DJ sometimes, all-round guy of culture. It's Clive Martin on podcast Clout Farm. 

On: the petition to get him fired, Phreshboyswag, indie sleaze + popping UK rap trend forecasting, Esdeekid goated?, defining 'Norman' culture, NTS x Arsenal, Nick Woltemade, the future of football, iShowSpeed, the JME x KSI content industrialc complex, Danny L Harle's LinkedIn, getting glassed in The Alibi, Brit assimilation crash course via Vuncle, seapunk revival, prioritising curry over Aphex Twin, The Australia Question, the UK's new drug crisis, Virus London x Ollie Ashley x C*ncel C*lture, being a Mizzy apologist.

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It was the turn of Charlie Osborne and Worldpeace DMT to speak of their art, the arts, and the practice of artistry on Clout Farm podcast. We turned to them due to their contributions to the canon: WPDMT’s album ‘The Velvet Underground & Rowan’ is on aggressive rotation at Farmville HQ, and Chosbo’s ongoing exploration of family folk, magic, while all manner of performance and poetry and installations and also music has frequently compelled us to say “this is sewwww facts”, in unison. Also feat. rare @nerv.mcg cameo.

In episode: Creepy Teepee postmortem, overdosing on viagra, Virus Studios scene report, working with The Femcels, classic rock as cultural trauma, studio sessions with Ecco2k, “art punk”, “folk”, Hermann Nitsch = twee?, scoping out Burial’s emails, Charlie working the costume department of the new Beatles movie, naked wrestling and its consequences, WPDMT John Lennon anatomical analysis, best Beatle (definitive edition), their extended scene being the new YBAs, OPN being at the centre of their Venn diagram of influences, not being that weird, Radio 6, the East Road music incubator, Chance the Crapper, Worldstar BBW.

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Extry! Extry! Listen all about it on this podcast lol. We had scoophound supreme Kieran Press-Reynolds pon farm to dish on matters of journalistic import. Topics abound!

Within: IShowSpeed as Tarkovsky, Beast Games, content flattening and its effects on journalists, playlist-induced scene death, the Rio de Janeiro Filter, music, the internet, the web, the information superhighway and being online there as a music type head. Also MK was debilitated and silently bailed on the ep like 10 minutes in, in a way that couldn’t possibly be interpreted as rude. You listen!

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An audience with London conceptual teenybop sensation The Femcels, aka Rowan and Gabriella.

We went IN, sloshing SCALDING HOT INDUSTRY TEA all over the effng place. Swear words? Stated. S*x? Referenced. C*lebs? Alluded to. NOT FOR SNOWFLAKES.

On blast: favourite ice cream flavours, stolen incel valour, drinking and puking off expired milk, pregnancy scares, kickstarting the ladies’ hymen reconstruction fund, having the perfect age, being “indie” at “school”, making bread off f*et pics, botched BBLs, coding with a botched BBL, the IQ to BBL ratio, having the same manager as the Libertines, music, more.

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Beefcake discourse with no less than Torn Hawk, known to some as Luke Wyatt, known after this podcast was conducted as an absolute flippin weapon, yeah?

T Hawk entered the temporary Crown Heights CFHQ in a crisp Zegna suit, eyes full of wonder, a briefcase full of dreams, and a mouth full of words that were said to us with zeal and conviction. What emerges is a feverish dialogue, a display of vim and vigour, and an enduring symbol of the sheer potential that male-on-male engagement holds.

Within: Life in the early-00s DC freak scene, being on towel-lock with his nemesis for a month at bootcamp, orifice-threatened self-defence scenarios, early 20th century sartorial codes, working construction, hiring people on deviant art to mimic biblically-accurate cherubims, Fellini’s Satyricon, Michael Mann’s Heat, white dreams, being smarter than your AI assistant, going to bars where everyone dresses like Mad Men, supporting his ex-gf mother’s swing dancing career, cutting yourself, album artwork that’s better than the album, bees, pig skin, John “Jack” Callahan.

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We welcomed house and techno and music artist and DJ and label proprieter Peach @ohpeach into the farmstead, with open arms and open minds. Our engagement went down mere days after her set at noted music festival “Glastonbury”, resulting in all manner of discourse as well as anecdotes that divert, inform, and enrich.

Matters of note: stalking Lily Allen on Raya, splitting a jet with Floating Points, getting fired from St*rbucks, how to manufacture Boiler Room virality, Swagapino supremacy, buying the Paris Review so you don’t have to talk to your friends about DJs, Tumblr musical identity formation, finding Roy (Dean Blunt to civilians) in Wetherspoons, 2014, whether Turnstile are better than the Beatles, being a cheerleader, ‘One Kiss’ by Dua Lipa, return of MK’s acclaimed Jollibee anecdote, Warped Tour 2015 Toronto, and so on and such.

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A most kvlt and elevated audience with Liturgy, aka Haela Ravenna Hunt-Hendrix, inside of the temporary NYC CF HQ.

We discussed vermin eradication, ranked sacred texts, SKEWERED the state of music journalism, being the David Foster Wallace of black metal, music that aspires to God/Benson Boone, an introduction to the mystical art of gabbalah, CCRU, angel magic, Reptilian Club Boyz, AI pedagogy... and you are HERE for it.

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