"I'm talkin' racks on top of racks. And stacks on top of that."

- Ben raises an eyebrow at the weather app’s claims of reaching 98 percent humidity.

- The Gävle Goat lives to see the new year but not unscathed.

- We get an actual witch to weigh in on the female mage emoji.

- Ben’s grandpa finds an unorthodox way to dry his stowaway cat during his time in the navy.

- Ben asks whether you’d jaywalk in front of a seeing eye dog in training.

- Ben joins Bumble and provides a dating app update.

- We experiment with wearing our socks on the wrong feet.

- Nobody gets stared at by her Vietnamese masseurs while she undresses.

- Nobody’s friend discovers his butt is a huge hit in China.