Mercury’s in Gatorade, and the Boos are aloof. This week, we break down stereotypical zodiac signs, our Big Three, and the red flags the stars assigned us. We even dive into our Mayan signs, straight from the trusted horoscope.com.

Oh, AND we put out an official call to bbno$ to join us on a ghost hunt.
bbno$, if you’re reading this… pack your flashlight and see you soon.