The Paternity Podcast is the only podcast about brunch-flavored candy corn you'll ever need.

It's an old bit but a good bit - Todd's up to Tooth Fairy business again – and stuff just got real with Ellie's investigations.

Are Chicken Fries fries? Are Cheetohs toes? Are Cheetoh Chicken Fries gross? A TPT investigation – plus: brunch flavored candy corn? What fresh hell is this?

Professor Foster is buying potpourri, and the supersmellers in the house are none too happy.

And – Apple watches, do they make you even jerkier than phones?

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