Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are pretty bored at the Sotheby's auction, but will the attendees be anymore interesting? Dan and Georgina have been getting to know each other's anatomy better, but will Blair have to witness it? Blair can't seem to get Chuck on his own while he's working on his business, negating them to get down with some business on their own. Carter and Serena are trying to make it as a couple, both with random women and champagne sprees get in their way? And Vanessa knows Scott's secret, but will she be able to keep it for long? Or from Rufus? And Nate and Bree are STILL a thing! Do we still find them boring? We'll never tell...

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