Episode 45

This weeks theme is "The Jet Program" which is the correct way to spell it. 

We start by stealing Greg's valium and talking about trust funders.  Then we get Nick's Catholic Priest joke out of the way early.  Too bad he had several more.

Speaking of Nick, he was too delicious a manlet not to go unnoticed by Captain Planet.  A surprise to no one.  Also a surprise to no one: Canadian.

We finally get around to the Andy-san and his high quality totally not depressing content.  Check out his latest Viggity-vlog yourself.  Or don't.  Yeah, actually don't.

Jay gets elevator envy and places a body part out for Harambe.  He then regales the boys about seeing the ACTUAL bucket window.  Good times.

Do you like multiple bags inside bags?  THEN COME TO GLORIOUS NIHON. Or don't. Yeah, actually don't.

We finally get around to speaking about a man named Drew from Seytemma.  Have you heard of him?  I guess he knows us.  Well, not Jay.

Nick goes undercover in various Facebook groups to get the cringiest written words this side of the Pacific.  He sprinkles stories throughout the episode usually right next to one of his remaining Catholic Priest jokes.

Then we really get into it: The Jet Program.  Wasting taxpayer money so children in the countryside can see a living breathing white person for the first and probably only time in their life.  Is it a good thing?  Perhaps when you weigh it against all the memes and anime dreams we get to read about online.

If you've had an experience as a Jet please leave them in the comments below. Or don't. Yeah, actually don't.