Hey there friends and weirdos! This week we learn about some difficult new ideas: Gaia consciousness, the Planetary Poltergeist, and the parapolitics of ParaCryptoUFOlogy. Guiding us through these ideas is a man named Stephen Miles Lewis, aka SMiles Lewis. How can we synthesize what we know about UFOs, cryptids, the paranormal, and the covert operations of intelligence agencies into an overarching theory of The Weird? Are our consciousnesses and electromagnetic fields being manipulated by malevolent forces? We discuss all this and much more!