This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood we learn that you can make thousands of people wave their hands at pets like idiots because they forgot that Chris Pratt was waving at a tennis ball on a string. We watched Jurassic World, anyone interested in my undeserved and unnecessary sequel to a 1993? It to will make a billion dollars! I call it Super Mario World!  forgot that Chris Pratt was waving at a tennis ball on a string. We watched Jurassic World, anyone interested in my undeserved and unnecessary sequel to a 1993? It to will make a billion dollars! I call it Super Mario World!  How will you stand when we put your past on trial?Host: Nicolas HoffmannDefendant: None!Panel: Matt, Matthew, Abbey, Kellie, Jade, Madison, Jeremy