Myopia Movies

This week on Keiko-vember, we revisit made-for-TV Disney to watch a musical with a stacked cast! We watched Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997), the recordholder for the bestselling video for a made-for-TV movie.

Panel: Nic, Matt, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the value of a good sound system. We continue Keiko-vember by diving into the 90s fever dream that is Kazaam. You know, the movie you might’ve confused with Shazam starring Sinbad—if your childhood wasn't this cool. Kazaam is Shaquille O’Neal’s genie extravaganza, blending hip-hop magic and nonsense. 

Host: Keiko

Panel: Nic, Matthew, Alex

Directed by Paul Michael Glaser

This week on Myopia Movies, we have a cameo appearance from the Pope! We watched Sister Act, the best musical numbers by a nun since Airplane! 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex

Directed by Emile Ardolino

This week on Myopia Movies we retire horror month and retire the new creepy theme as we watch a busty woman and then her busty puppet try to seduce another puppet. This is what my life has become. We watched The Bride of Chucky, the only movie with the hard hitting real deal facts about what happens if you don't do the dishes. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko and Matthew 

Directed: Ronnie Yu

Starring: Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile, Alexis Arquette, Gordon Michael Woolvett, John Ritter, Kathy Najimy

This week on Myopia Movies, we pay someone to polish our eyes. We watched Pitch Black, proving that with a few filters even YOU can make a movie! 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur

Directed by David Twohy

Starring: Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Vin Diesel, Keith David 

This week on Myopia Movies, the host is a big fat person. We watched Silence of the Lambs and we take a cooking lesson! This may be the most awarded film we have talked about in an episode as long as the movie!

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Keiko, and Matthew

Director: Jonathan Demme

Starring: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine, Anthony Heald, Charles Napier, Roger Corman, Diane Baker,, Frankie Faison. 

This week on Myopia Movies, Eddie Murphy sucks. We watched Vampire in Brooklyn, a terrible portent of things to come...like the Klumps.

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Nur, Keiko, Matt

Directed by Wes Craven

This week on Myopia Movies, we get confused at a werewolf movie! We watched Underworld, a movie I would have forgotten if I didn't just listen to us talk about it! 

How will Underworld hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Nur, and Matthew

Directed by Len Wiseman.

Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Michael Sheen, Shane Brolly

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Alex

Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

Starring: Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich, Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, Frances McDormand, Jonah Hill, Fisher Stevens, David Krumholtz

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a midwestern classic, dontcha know. We watched the Coen Brothers coldest movie, Fargo. We did it all for a little bit of money....

How will Fargo hold up?

Host: Nic 

Panel: Lauren and Daniel

Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

Starring: William H. Macy, Frances McDormand, Steve Buscemi, , Peter Stormare, Harve Presnell, John Carroll Lynch