It's a grand old flag, it's a high flying flag... and it deserves better than what we're serving up on this, America's 240th birthday. Which is mostly hot dogs. This week we're breaking out the grill, setting off a barrage of fireworks, and driving the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile all over this great land of ours! If you're not American, don't worry... We are very bad at staying on topic.

Happy birthday, America!

Talking Points:

• A Song of U.S. and Fire! (00:00)
• Jumping the Grand Canyon! (07:18)
• Uncle Sam Beckett! (09:22)
• Baby, you're a firework! (13:08)
• The Wienermobile exposed! (22:00)
• The Taco Taxi! (33:50)
• We're very patriotic! (39:14)
• Independence Day: Resurgence! (42:17)
• Can wieners bring world peace? (44:38)
• Sorry, contributors! (47:30)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, and you the listener for sticking with us! A big apology this week to all who contributed... We still love you, just maybe not as much as the Wienermobile. Just kidding. (Unless they give us a job.) If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults! See you next week!