If the clowns haven't carved out your innards with a balloon sword yet, it's time for a new episode!

Matt has moved onto a college campus and is deeply ashamed to have left the city. What's a metrosexual without the metro? Just a “sexual”?

Todd watches the debates with his kids and becomes so deeply depressed he decides to start a third political party. Perhaps you'd like to join?

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Thanks for listening!