Hey there friends and weirdos! This week we investigate the question on everybody's minds: is it possible to baptize bigfoot? In pursuing this question, we uncover yeti blood oath cults, cryptozoological Catholic imprudence, and some personal answers in the search for God (and cryptids). How can cryptozoology inform our understanding of God and His divine plan for us? Do we have to cut our hands on an ornamental dagger and scream like a yeti? Yes, maybe. We discuss all this and much more!