If the meat tower topples, everyone loses.

I hope you all realize that we were tracking Scary Clowns long before they were the new Shark Attacks. We have always been here for you, in our Clown Proof Bunker, waiting with open arms.

Todd has lost 20 pounds on the “Overpriced Herb Capsule and Starvation” diet!

Halloween means buying costume – buy yours on the Amazon portal and keep this show going!

Matt continues his adventures on campus by placing his mouth under the soft serve spigot for three weeks. This can't end well.

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